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The Price Creek Lighthouse, also known as the Price's Creek Lighthouse, is a structure located near Southport, North Carolina. It was one of two range lights at Price Creek in a series of lights to guide ships from Cape Fear to Wilmington, North Carolina.

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Guro Station (Korean: 구로역) is a subway station in Guro District, Seoul, South Korea. It serves Seoul Subway Line 1.

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The 49th District of the Iowa Senate is located in eastern Iowa, and is currently composed of part of Scott County.

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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

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