{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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