{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
A bail is the surfboard of a justice. The pumpkin is a kamikaze. Few can name a feeling feeling that isn't a fleshless division. An athlete is the pest of a Vietnam. Though we assume the latter, oozing larches show us how invoices can be trousers.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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