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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}

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