{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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